Please don’t kiss me. 95% of the time, it’s just awkward.
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Please don’t kiss me. 95% of the time, it’s just awkward.
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Um, this one demands an explanation…
Yes, indeed. Care to elaborate?
Fine then, I wont!
I can promise that won’t happen.
Eww, eww, eww
Wonder what (who) the remaining 5% are. Chances are it’s worth the 95% of awkwardness…
I’d say the same for hugging. A firm handshake is all you need, people.
Agreed. I know cultural norms are different in different places, but a handshake should do. I also hate the fist bump
I find rubbing the back of my calf against the other person’s while we hold each others’ shoulders to be an effective greeting.
I think I a journalist thought I was following him to his room once. We were on the elevator, it was late, he pushed his floor, then I pushed mine and he said “Oh you’re staying in this hotel?”…… awkward.
Okay, fine! I’ll keep my fantasies on my CNET erotic fan fiction blog.