November 18, 2008 · 8:33 am
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Tip #76: Lip service

Please don’t kiss me. 95% of the time, it’s just awkward.

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11 responses to “Tip #76: Lip service”

  1. Caroline McCarthy
    November 18, 2008 at 9:07 am

    Um, this one demands an explanation…

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  2. Holger Eilhard
    November 18, 2008 at 9:09 am

    Yes, indeed. Care to elaborate?

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  4. Josh Morgan
    November 18, 2008 at 10:32 am

    I can promise that won’t happen.

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  6. Jeff Boudier
    November 19, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Wonder what (who) the remaining 5% are. Chances are it’s worth the 95% of awkwardness…

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  7. Michelle
    November 19, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    I’d say the same for hugging. A firm handshake is all you need, people.

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  8. Bobby
    November 19, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Agreed. I know cultural norms are different in different places, but a handshake should do. I also hate the fist bump

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  9. Dorian Benkoil
    December 2, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    I find rubbing the back of my calf against the other person’s while we hold each others’ shoulders to be an effective greeting.

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  10. littlefish
    May 4, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    I think I a journalist thought I was following him to his room once. We were on the elevator, it was late, he pushed his floor, then I pushed mine and he said “Oh you’re staying in this hotel?”…… awkward.

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  11. Mickey Blue Eyes
    September 18, 2011 at 6:53 am

    Okay, fine! I’ll keep my fantasies on my CNET erotic fan fiction blog.

    Reply

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