Please banish this redundancy from your email subject lines:
“Please read.”
As opposed to what?
Wait… there are answers! From Twitter:
- “Please Read …aloud, while standing on your head.” (@MattStubbs)
- “Please delete prior to opening” (@MrCippy)
- “Please perform a dramatic reenactment” (@snhuxc)
- And my favorite: “You mean I didn’t have to read all those other emails today?!” (@leebehrens)