Category Archives: Bad ideas
Tip #85: You do your job, I’ll do mine
Will we take a submitted article? I just threw up a bit in my mouth. See also, Tip #63: Black list.
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Tip #19: Jinx
Timacheff’s Law of Reciprocal Naming: If you name your product “Perfect,” “Fast,” or “Easy,” it will be the opposite.
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Tip #13: Don’t drink and brand
You will live to regret your oh-so-clever product name. I’m looking at you, Profilactic.
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Tip #12: Bubble-head
Do not chew gum during your pitch. What are you, 8 years old? BTW Happy Monday.
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Tip #5: IM not impressed
A pitch on IM? Ugh. A least make sure I want to hear it before you start. Better yet: EMail (maybe this is just me).
Tip #3: Who likes audits?
You want me to do a 30-minute media audit on the phone? Bwahahaha.
